1 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:06,297 ♪ The Simpsons ♪ 2 00:00:07,633 --> 00:00:11,385 {\an8}Smithers, why am I wearing my meeting tie and chitchat spats? 3 00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:15,014 {\an8}Well, sir, the demand for power has dropped recently due to a new wind farm. 4 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:20,394 {\an8}My old enemy, the wind. Mother Nature's sour belches. 5 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:21,521 {\an8}Well, it's not just that. 6 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:25,483 {\an8}The prison is now powering its electric chair with a spin class. 7 00:00:25,484 --> 00:00:28,277 {\an8}Let's go, bitches. Fry this scum. 8 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:32,740 {\an8}The result is we have excess power and a buyer 9 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:35,910 {\an8}who wants to use it to mine blockchain cryptocurrency. 10 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:38,913 {\an8}I do know mines, chains, and crypts. 11 00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:44,169 {\an8}Stand back, Smithers, as I unleash my legendary negotiation skills. 12 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:02,687 {\an8}I think he might be dead. 13 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:04,731 {\an8}- I win. - Win what? 14 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:07,733 {\an8}I'm ordering dinner if you guys want anything. 15 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:17,910 {\an8}If you agree to triple your offer, I will in return let in a sliver of sunlight. 16 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,830 {\an8}Hmm. Hmm? Mmm? 17 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:23,249 {\an8}Would you at least look at our offer? 18 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,919 {\an8}Hard to do without a little light. 19 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:31,299 People want pizza or Chinese? 20 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:36,930 Wait, you can't leave. 21 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:40,182 We're out. We made a deal with the Ogdenville plant. 22 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:42,393 The last straw was when you had that weird guy 23 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:44,104 stand too close to us with his shirt off. 24 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:45,897 {\an8} Ugh. 25 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,066 {\an8}We getting dinner? 26 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:51,610 Storming off. A classic counter move. 27 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:55,490 Oh. They'll be back before my aunt's ashes fall through this hourglass. 28 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:01,996 While we wait for them to return, 29 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:05,333 I have an idea how we can monetize our excess power. 30 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:07,376 A massive concert venue. 31 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:10,838 We could make a big profit on merchandise, concessions and parking. 32 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:13,591 Parking, the modern El Dorado. 33 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:16,010 The arena could have video on the outside, 34 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:19,722 and, uh, we could make it an interesting shape. Maybe spherical. 35 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:24,478 Yes, I have the perfect name. We'll call it The Circulus. 36 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,669 Of course, on the day I get a zit. 37 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,761 My night eyes! 38 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:02,682 Oh, the light from that stupid Circumulus has made it impossible 39 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,433 to sleep here or at work. 40 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:08,729 Did you know that I passed out at Moe's from tiredness? 41 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:12,983 Breaking news. Ginormous Kent Brockman here to announce 42 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:17,238 The Circulus opening act will be K-pop sensation, Kneesock Dolls. 43 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:20,658 Tickets go on sale tomorrow at 6:00 a.m. 44 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:26,247 Kneesock Dolls! They're my favorite girl pop band from my favorite Korea. 45 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:29,583 I wanna go. No, I need to go. 46 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:36,340 Oh, Lisa, no one enjoys loud gibberish and screaming preteens more than me, 47 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:42,264 but that concert's on a school night. Going just wouldn't be responsible. 48 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:49,770 But this might be my only chance to see them and hear their defiant songs 49 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:53,358 about equal pay and cute boys in the summertime. 50 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:57,195 Don't cry. We'll go. We'll buy tickets and be there, I swear. 51 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:02,241 No daddy's daughter ever had a better daughter daddy. 52 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,452 Mmm. 53 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:12,501 Okay, seats go on sale in one minute. We just need to get any tickets we can 54 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:15,255 before the other fans and their guilt-ridden daddies. 55 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:22,345 Sold out? How can they all be gone in under a second? 56 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,389 So I'm not going? 57 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:29,351 Not a problem, sweetie. We can still get tickets on the secondary market, 58 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:32,063 just like we did with Grampa's pacemaker. 59 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:38,527 What the? Some guy called "SeatMiser" has somehow snatched up every ticket 60 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:41,447 and is reselling them for $2,000 each. 61 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:44,576 It's okay, Dad. Thanks for trying. Let's just forget it. 62 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:47,828 No. America's most sacred freedom, 63 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:51,624 the ability to buy a ticket at face value, shall not be taken from us. 64 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:54,168 Everyone deserves their fair shot at a seat, 65 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:56,212 whether it be concert, sporting event, 66 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:59,965 or Terry Gross in conversation with Drama Desk Award winner, 67 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,635 Audra McDonald, at the 92nd Street Y. 68 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:06,847 I will get those tickets because this is one lazy American 69 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:10,142 who won't take this injustice standing up! 70 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,645 {\an8}Or sober. 71 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:24,281 This SeatMiser's a real J-E-R-Kosher sign. 72 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:25,449 Hmm. 73 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:29,537 {\an8}These ticket resellers use computer bots to buy up everything 74 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:31,455 {\an8}and then jack up the prices. 75 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,874 It's really something to be upset about. 76 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:39,297 It's okay, Lis. You'll still get to see the concert in videos posted by rich kids. 77 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,341 Look at this. 78 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:47,264 SeatMiser's bought up seats for every upcoming Circulus event. 79 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:54,020 No. 80 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:13,205 I am taking a stand against predatory resellers like this SeatMiser. 81 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:16,000 How can you stop this aftermarket villain? 82 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:22,548 They could be using a computer anywhere in the world, even Trinidad and/or Tobago. 83 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:25,467 Uh, wrong again, Sideshow Melvin. 84 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:28,095 I have discovered, through cyber manipulation, 85 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:30,347 that SeatMiser's account was set up 86 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:34,143 on a library computer right here in Springfield. 87 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,813 I bet it's Lenny. One day I saw him with a book. 88 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,732 Uh, I'm doing research for my novel 89 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,610 about 18th-century Hungarian pirates on the Black Sea. 90 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:46,488 That idea's mine. Nobody steal it. I'll know. 91 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:50,118 It's probably Seymour. He comes from a troubled home. 92 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,287 To find this pernicious ticket reseller, 93 00:06:53,288 --> 00:06:57,750 I have brought in one of the FBI's most decorated criminal profilers. 94 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:04,089 My name is... not public information. 95 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,216 I used to catch violent serial killers, 96 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:09,720 but now we just leave that to documentaries and podcasts. 97 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:13,057 Which leaves me free to dedicate my extensive skills 98 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:17,436 to fighting this new, highly irritating breed of semi-crime. 99 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:21,190 I know ticket trafficking is a sin, but is it against the law? 100 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:23,067 Well, it's illegal in some states, 101 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:25,110 and since I don't know what state this is, 102 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,904 it could be here too. 103 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:29,365 I will bring this SeatMiser to justice, 104 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:32,618 and they will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. 105 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:35,162 Assuming there is a law against this kind of thing here. 106 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:42,253 I'm so proud of you for not saying anything at a town meeting. 107 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:48,009 {\an8} Mouth stuck with taffy. 108 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:59,311 Even if they catch this stupid ticket reseller, I still can't go to the concert. 109 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:03,607 I'm sorry, Lisa. I guess Daddy didn't come through for you. 110 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:08,987 Oh, my God. You never thought I would come through for you. 111 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:15,077 No. No, I did. I always think you'll come through for me. 112 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:19,498 Oh, I've set the bar so low I can't even disappoint you anymore. 113 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:23,502 The way you're making this all about you is a little disappointing. 114 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:28,173 Don't try to cheer me up. I'm gonna get those tickets by any means necessary. 115 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:32,345 And when I don't, you better be let down. 116 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:37,642 {\an8} 117 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:43,981 Stupid amazing Circulus creating an economic system easily exploitable 118 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:49,278 by ruthless capitalists with a technological advantage. 119 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:50,404 Hey. Hey, buddy. 120 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:52,781 Word on the street is your daughter's desperate 121 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:55,284 for tickets to the Kneesock Dolls. 122 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:57,703 The street is right. 123 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,456 {\an8}Come into my office. 124 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:06,170 This is the way ticket buying is supposed to be. 125 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:11,884 From a sketchy dude in a parking lot who you'd never talk to in real life. 126 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:16,139 I got four seats. They can be yours for 500 bucks and clean urine. 127 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:20,267 Uh, how about 450 and cleanish? 128 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,603 Deal. 129 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,229 Hmm. 130 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:35,325 That thing is so bright. Everyone, put on your sleep helmets. 131 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:41,331 Guys, guess which hero is amazing. 132 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:46,752 This one. Ticket, ticket, ticket, ticket. 133 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,046 Oh, my God! 134 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:54,093 Dad, I'm so sorry I wasn't madder at you before. 135 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,677 Can you ever forgive me? 136 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,763 Of course I can't. 137 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:00,974 I don't wanna go to Lisa's stupid girl band. 138 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:05,270 But it could be cool to hate-watch something on a screen that big. 139 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:09,817 I can't wait to hear the songs live I've been forced to listen to driving carpool. 140 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:12,361 And now with no off-key Janey. 141 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:13,987 Off-key? 142 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:20,494 You have to tell me when you're having a sleepover. 143 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:21,955 I wasn't. 144 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,855 ♪ Girl pow-pow-power ♪ 145 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,815 ♪ Ladies are now in your ivory tower ♪ 146 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,650 ♪ You men don't own poor behavior ♪ 147 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,819 ♪ Nuh-uh, bad's also our favorite flavor ♪ 148 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,946 ♪ We can embezzle, more ♪ 149 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,865 ♪ We can gamble, get poor ♪ 150 00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:02,077 ♪ Objectify, watch us be grosser, ew Harass, watch us stand closer ♪ 151 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:05,998 ♪ We put a web cam in your shower 'Cause we're rocking girl power ♪ 152 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,334 ♪ Girl pow-pow-power Hey ♪ 153 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:13,463 ♪ Girl pow-pow-power Ah, hey ♪ 154 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:17,759 Okay, 30 seconds. I lasted longer than I thought I would. 155 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,262 I'm gonna go check this place out. 156 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,391 Hmm. 157 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:27,060 Mmm. Hmm. 158 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:31,023 Hey, what's with all the security? 159 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,525 Oh, I'm not supposed to tell anyone. 160 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,735 Don't tell anyone what? 161 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:38,989 That this whole concert is just a giant trap. 162 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,324 Giant trap? 163 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:43,744 Yeah. The FBI profiler figured out that the guy 164 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:47,581 who's reselling all the tickets is gonna be at this show tonight. 165 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:51,501 Yep, the police are finally gonna catch SeatMiser. 166 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,587 Well, that sure sucks for SeatMiser. 167 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:59,510 Also known as me. 168 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,103 Hmm. 169 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:15,984 {\an8} This profiler thinks she's got me cornered, 170 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:19,154 but there's no corners in a Circulus. 171 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:24,409 So this SeatMiser guy is pretty screwed, am I right? 172 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:28,330 Totally. Every exit is covered by cops. 173 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:32,167 The only possible way out is through the restricted areas. 174 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:36,839 But you can't get into those without an employee pass, like this one. 175 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:45,223 - Yoink. - Did someone say, "Yoink"? 176 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:51,270 This concert is the perfect trap for SeatMiser. 177 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:55,148 These ticket-reselling psychos can't resist showing up 178 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:58,193 to silently gloat over their victims. 179 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:02,572 Damn, she's good. The money's nice, but the gloating is... 180 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,116 Whoa. 181 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:07,744 So SeatMiser's here in the eye of The Circulus, huh? 182 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:11,373 But, uh, which one of these 10,000 people is he? 183 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:17,212 Well, my profiling tells me we're looking for a kid from Springfield Elementary. 184 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:21,717 What would a kid even do with all the money they'd make from this? 185 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:24,177 How about funding a campaign of targeted harassment? 186 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,388 He started with the Springfield State marching band, 187 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:28,308 and just keeps raising the stakes. 188 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:32,978 My intel confirms that Skinner is the principal of the school, 189 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,272 and also he does in fact suck. 190 00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:37,899 So focus on every kid who's 12 or under. 191 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:41,403 Before we know it, "Skinner sucks" will be projected on the moon. 192 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:45,407 How'd she know? I'm still waiting on quotes from three moon guys. 193 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:46,700 Uh, Lou, stick with me. 194 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,910 I was eating corn nuts while she was talking, 195 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,414 and all I heard was, "Crunch, crunch, crunch." 196 00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,380 By now our target is aware of our security presence 197 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,258 and will try to escape somewhere backstage. 198 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,101 Next, this psycho will try to cause a distraction 199 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,186 so they can slip out. 200 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,898 Cover all fire alarms to eliminate any attempted chaos. 201 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,442 Hey, what are you doing back here, pally? 202 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,235 Uh... Uh... 203 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,528 Um... 204 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,906 {\an8} I work here. See? 205 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:29,201 {\an8}Uh, don't worry, kid. One day, your face will clear up, 206 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,496 and you'll be quite the handsome pally. 207 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,919 Bart's missing a great show. 208 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:43,299 These seats are so close you can see their guitars don't have strings. 209 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:51,139 Oh, my God. Ha-Yun just winked at our section. 210 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,308 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 211 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:10,826 We've got him now. Buying those tickets will allow us to triangulate 212 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:13,245 the exact location of SeatMiser's phone. 213 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,665 Ah, the triangle, geometry's bloodhound. 214 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:23,005 The kid's backstage by the knee sock darning station. 215 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:28,927 As long as SeatMiser's got his phone on him, he's ours. 216 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,518 I know I swore we'd be together until a new model 217 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:41,189 with a slightly better camera comes out. Just try to remember the good times. 218 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,108 The texting, the prank calls, 219 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:46,070 the conversations I avoided while pretending to look at you. 220 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,282 Still, I don't have any other choice. 221 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:54,328 I love you so much. 222 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,049 Guys, they're gonna do "Girl-cott." 223 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:12,180 ♪ From Man-ila to Man-hattan ♪ 224 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,973 ♪ A girl-cott's about to happen ♪ 225 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,184 ♪ Your sexist terms won't define us ♪ 226 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:20,312 ♪ Put that in your brain Like wo-meningitis ♪ 227 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,606 - ♪ Wo-manicures? ♪ - ♪ For sures ♪ 228 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:23,857 ♪ A her-inal? ♪ 229 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:25,108 ♪ Eter-inal ♪ 230 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,485 {\an8}-♪ Wo-manatee? ♪ - ♪ Queen of the sea ♪ 231 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:30,030 - ♪ Wo-Menendez sisters? ♪ - ♪ Take that misters ♪ 232 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:35,452 ♪ We're fighting for your daughters To call murder wo-manslaughter ♪ 233 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:38,079 ♪ How will you boys Deal with this damage? ♪ 234 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:41,458 ♪ You'll just have to find A way to wo-manage ♪ 235 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,880 {\an8}Where were you? 236 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:49,966 {\an8}Um... There was a huge line for the men's room. 237 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,558 Okay, concert's over. I just need to make it out of here. 238 00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:01,354 Adults on the left, all kids line up on the right. 239 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:11,279 Oh. Stupid profiler. What could she have on me? 240 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,241 I got rid of everything tying me to SeatMiser. 241 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:18,328 What SeatMiser doesn't know is we found his phone. 242 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:20,789 The kid tried to toilet drown it. 243 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:24,794 Luckily, we saved it using high-level water-absorbing technology. 244 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:31,634 When we find the kid whose face unlocks this phone, we've found SeatMiser. 245 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,431 It didn't open. You're clear. 246 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,560 What's going on up there? 247 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,186 What do you think they're doing? 248 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:46,856 Hey. You know what'd be funny? If you and I switch clothes. 249 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:52,821 They're gonna catch you. 250 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,407 What? What are you talking about? 251 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,492 I know you're the SeatMiser. 252 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,536 Me? That's ridiculous. 253 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:04,165 How would a straight-D student like me set up a high-tech scam like this? 254 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:07,753 Just like you do anything, the laziest way possible. 255 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,683 That's nuts. If I was some ticket criminal, 256 00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:24,019 why'd Dad have to buy tickets from Otto? 257 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,439 Because Otto got them from you. 258 00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:32,027 At first, I thought you were just selling the dog's anxiety pills again. 259 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:35,947 I didn't want to believe it, but you're the SeatMiser. 260 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:40,076 You're wrong. And if the Kneesock Dolls met you, they wouldn't like you. 261 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:43,246 Once they got to know me, they would. 262 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:48,168 Anyway, as sickened as I am that you're taking advantage of people, 263 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:53,173 it also means that you're the reason I'm here tonight. And that was very sweet. 264 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:57,135 Pfft. I don't do sweet things. Sweet's a taste I can't savor. 265 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,763 Being bad's my favorite flavor. 266 00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:03,683 Oh! Look who knows a Kneesock Dolls' lyric. 267 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:06,561 You like their music. 268 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,856 You wanted us to share this experience as a family. 269 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:13,693 Maybe. If I was this guy, but I'm not. And you can't prove I am. 270 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:17,364 I don't have to. She will. 271 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,741 You're clear. 272 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:30,919 Well, well. You're the last one. I think we know what that means. 273 00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,012 What? 274 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,222 Hmm. 275 00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:43,515 Oops. 276 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,105 Tonight was a total waste. 277 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:53,441 All we caught were two lousy deviants and a serial killer. 278 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,613 Somehow SeatMiser got by us. 279 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,700 I guess I was wrong. 280 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:06,454 This hasn't happened since sports trivia night. I'm sorry, Bart. 281 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:11,668 Huh. I can't decide what I like better, my freedom or seeing you humiliated. 282 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:14,296 But I'm glad you had a good time at the concert. 283 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,507 And hey, I got to see every part of The Circulus. 284 00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:20,636 I even visited the room where they upload images for the dome. 285 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,014 By the way, the reason that phone didn't recognize me is 286 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:28,894 because when I set up the facial recognition, I didn't use my face.